Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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