Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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