It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
