Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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