If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
