ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What a dumb baby whore.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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