Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so let's talk penis.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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