Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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