Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
