So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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