so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
