Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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