Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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