Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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