I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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