a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
