yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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