You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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