Me. At least after what I've been through.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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