found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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