After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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