R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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