I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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