If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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