What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm like, not good at living.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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