We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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