Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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