Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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