i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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