I need help removing her.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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