do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
drinking out of a sandbucket again
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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