He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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