Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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