Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
