I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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