i would punch a child for taco bell
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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