A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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