so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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