i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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