it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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