We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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