She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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