help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
