I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
this hospital has no fireball
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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