My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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