Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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