You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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