i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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