Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I will be naked everywhere
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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