I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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