i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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