i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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