You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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