ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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