I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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