I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I love black thongs
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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